You are on the side of the angels

littlewadoo:

I woke up next to Castiel on the floor, and remembered that las night we sang karaoke, then suddenly he said : “Who are you ?”

Fun fact that singing karaoke then sleeping on the floor with some pretty-boy that doesn’t remember me is quite accurate.

I woke up next to Lucifer on the floor and remembered that last night we sang karaoke then suddly he said “You are the love of my life”

OG GOD SO MUCH WIN.

frenchwordfortwelve:

punctures:

rhera:

cheapandjuicy:

This here’s Miss Bonnie Parker. I’m Clyde Barrow. We rob banks.

• Supernatural: There are two brothers who are having sex with each other and an angel, and one of them is a moose.
• Doctor Who: An English gentleman who is upset about being human will come in a large blue police box at any point in time to make the most ridiculous faces at you.
• Sherlock: An otter and a hedgehog solve crimes in a division not covered by any man.
• Mass Effect: A woman has sex with a lot of aliens, while one man's butt saves the universe.
• Dragon Age: A man wearing feathers and obsessed with kittens has sex with anyone who has a penis, and a few chicks, too.
• Game of Thrones: Everyone dies, but only if they just promised to tell someone something important when they get back.
• Avengers: There is a superhero orgy and everyone is invited but the Hulk and Black Widow.
• Skyrim: FUS RO DAH
• Homestuck: Something about yaoi trolls with Lisa Frank colors making out on stairs. And they all have sea slug penises.
• The Hunger Games: Some people who play real life Sims with some kids. One of them loves bread.

(via thesherlockians)

imberantiel:

pilgrimkitty:

fwips:

John Watkittens

Sherlockitty Holmes

Meowcroft Holmes

James Pawiarty

I approve.

DEAD

(via thesherlockians)

watslut:

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ravenwitch:

amandabellman:

hishap:

insanecooperfan:

ask-integra:

bird-of-hermes-is-my-name:

hermitking:

overjet:

thatswhatshetumblrd:

brostridersexual:

arcanekinesis:

shy-blu-scout:

minestuck:

justcallmeix:

callipygos:

roxyrichterlalonde:

descartes-and-thosecartes:

package-to-here:

snipa:

lolitamo64:

My moirail/Steve, twin blades that also happen to inflict lightening/electricity damage, and Tuna Sandwiches.

I ENJOY THIS.

I’ll be with dylan, my weapon will be my overpowered fists (I’m playing skyrim the badass way) and we have a lifetime supply of potato chips

awrite

 Manvi (FUCK MY LIFE)

Football (no questions asked)

CHEESE (I COULD’VE BEEN COOKIE DOUGH BITES BUT I WAS STILL HUNGRYYY)

fkgnl

AJJ

Pokemon (if that counts?)

Cake.

LET’S DO THIS

Marc

I think it was the Detonator from TF2

Apples

YES GOOD

Thomas and…

…The rainbow dildo from Facade?

With a lifetime supply of CHOCOLATEEE

Uh, Rachel? I count the Stream chat as Iming.

Souped up Plasma Rifle

Cheese Whales

…eh, we’d probably do okay. Except for the whales. Those are salty as fuck.

Person: JOWEE (oh yeah)

WEAPON: Dangerous Magnum (Dead island, ironically)

Food: …oreos… DIABEETUS HERE WE COME

Nick, a Portal gun, and a lifetime supply of chocolate chip waffles with blackberry jelly.

HELL YES.

Kio, a Daedric Sword, and a dairy milk chocolate bar.

FUCK YEAH KIO LETS GO FUCK SHIT UP WITH OUR DAEDRIC WEAPONS

Stephanie

Axe (animal crossing counts, right?)

and rice!!

Lets do this >:)

Koal. Lightsaber. Apples.

LET’S DO THIS.

my friend tatsuhiro, the sandman (scout melee weapon…..), ruffles cheddar and sour cream potato chips

uh i am pretty fucked i think

[my friend Lexi, I get to use the Fat Man (NIIIIIICE) and I have a lifetime supply of nachos and diet Dr. Pepper.]

Sierra! :D A sword, and lifetime supply of 7UP and doritos. Sweet. 

[{ The boyfriend, onyx roses, apples. Winning. }]

i survive with Jill. a sword is my weapon of choice and i have a lifetime supply of Club Chicken Sandwiches. BRING IT!

I survive with my dad, my weapon of choice is a sword and we’ll have a lifetime supply of crêpes. I hope the zombies won’t eat them.

I survive with my friend Elin, my weapon of choice is a whip (kinkeyyy) and we’ll have a lifetime supply of fish gratin.

I survive with my friend Laura, my weapon is a vorpal sword (Horray Wonderland!) and we’ll have a lifetime supply of crepes.

I survive with my classmate Hélène, my weapon is a wooden plank (Silent Hill 2 lol) and we’ll have a lifetime supply of Comté, a french cheese ! (fortunately, I like this shit !)

My boyfriend, in a Call of Duty (i don’t remember what was the weapon, but it was pretty badaas I know !)… and I’ll have a lifetime supply of Oreo ! (Well, I’m not that fucked)

(via princessmachiavellian)

Day 3: Favourite Vilain : MORIARTY IS DA BEST.

princessmachiavellian:

ravenwitch:

princessmachiavellian:

ravenwitch:

princessmachiavellian:

DEMON NURRRRSE ♥

Actually, it’s not complete. But I’m quite pride of me ! It’s homemade and I didn’t even know sewing (plus, I made it without any pattern, exept for the hat) !
Missing : blood & dirt, pantyhose, weapon.

Can’t wait to see you with a steel pipe or a revolver. I will nosebleed through my mask for the entire day!!

Haha, me gusta ! I’ll cuddle you all the time, then ! ♥ (there will be more and more blood~)

Please do! Between the Demon Nurse and the creepy Venitian girl everyone will think it’s Halloween again ^^

It’s gonna be great ! It should be Halloween everyday.

SEXIEST THING EVER MADE.